They say a picture is worth a thousand words...can you imagine what words this picture evoked? This morning when Jace woke up from his nap, this is what I found...Note the playful expression on this poopstained face and the large wet pee puddle underneath him...where do you even start in a situation like this? I followed these steps: #1. Gasp in disbelief and stare in awe #2. Cry, Laugh, Cry, Laugh, Cry #3. Put baby in bath of 1 part water, 200 parts industrial strength denastifier #4. Wash, Rinse, Repeat, Repeat, Repeat, Dry, Smell, Wash, Rinse, Repeat #5. Burn crib and all bedding
AHHHH!!!! That's AWESOME! I mean, in a terrible and horrifying way, of course. Do you think the force of the poop pushed off the diaper or he tried to change his own? Either way, that picture is priceless. Hahaha! You're a trooper, Carleen.
p.s. I bet you're glad he was wearing a disposable. I doubt even a week long Oxy soak would get the stains out of that one! And do you mind sharing your recipe for a "de-nastifier"? I could really use that for up-chuck kid over here.
So funny!!! I can't wait to share this picture with the boys...I love it!!!!!! It reminds me of the time Desmond was a baby and was choking on Jalen's poop!! It was all over his face and hands! Be grateful Jace wasn't eating it!! This poopsucker problem seems to be an Ostrowky thing?
Crazytown, also known as Jacerville, is located at the far SW corner of Gourlandia and is home to Tom, Carly & Jace. Please forgive me in advance, my speech is usually more coherent than my writing. Maybe I can just dictate this blog to myself...no, too confusing...maybe I'll dictate it to Jace...hmmm... no one out there speaks "car, ball, car, car, car...dada!"....bah, only a minor setback! Well, now's your chance to be within point blank range of my thoughts and opinions at all times! Frightening. Don't worry, this blog will also contain (I hope) amusing stories about my son Jace, husband Tom, extended family, pictures, Vegas insights, politics, songs/poems (well, more like limericks...) and just everyday commentary. So, Let's Go!~
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Wow...I don't even know what to say. Only Jace could produce such a showing.
Oh Gosh, Holy Cow, (these comments are coming from Dad upstairs)... Definately NOT your typical naked baby shot.
AHHHH!!!! That's AWESOME! I mean, in a terrible and horrifying way, of course. Do you think the force of the poop pushed off the diaper or he tried to change his own? Either way, that picture is priceless. Hahaha! You're a trooper, Carleen.
p.s. I bet you're glad he was wearing a disposable. I doubt even a week long Oxy soak would get the stains out of that one! And do you mind sharing your recipe for a "de-nastifier"? I could really use that for up-chuck kid over here.
Hey.... did you delete my comment from yesterday?
So funny!!! I can't wait to share this picture with the boys...I love it!!!!!! It reminds me of the time Desmond was a baby and was choking on Jalen's poop!! It was all over his face and hands! Be grateful Jace wasn't eating it!! This poopsucker problem seems to be an Ostrowky thing?
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